My kid: I’m the only one out of all my friends that doesn’t post any inappropriate stuff on Instagram because its monitored 24 hours a day by my Mother!
I’m such a terrible Mom. Note to self, less monitoring on my thirteen year old’s social networking activities.
Me: Tyler, you know since you like Minecraft so much… You should make a club at school, and you can meet with kids during lunch to talk about it…
Tyler: Yea Mom, because that’s REALLY going to help me get a girlfriend!
When did smoking make a come back? Especially in the 16-25 year old age group… Did someone forget to tell them it ain’t cool anymore?
I went from being the “worst Mother in the world” to the “best Mother in the world” in a matter of two hours! All thanks to an ice cream cone… My how things change.