Round the clock surveillance

My kid: I’m the only one out of all my friends that doesn’t post any inappropriate stuff on Instagram because its monitored 24 hours a day by my Mother!

I’m such a terrible Mom. Note to self, less monitoring on my thirteen year old’s social networking activities.

My soon to be thirteen year old…

Me: Tyler, you know since you like Minecraft so much… You should make a club at school, and you can meet with kids during lunch to talk about it…

Tyler: Yea Mom, because that’s REALLY going to help me get a girlfriend!