What is the world coming to?

Parents can’t beat their children anymore, Ebay won’t let you auction them off anymore, Craigslist has a very strict “no humans allowed for sale” policy, so what’s a parent to do?

I pondered this after my seven-year-old was overheard teaching his older brother how to whip a stuffed rabbit at the dog, without Mom noticing. My thoughts turned borderline criminal when I tried to discipline him, and in turn he announced that whatever I do to him, he will record on his iPod and post it on YouTube for all to see.

I do vaguely remember a much simpler time when parents disciplined their bratty children without outside consequences, however it’s viewed as “child abuse” now.

Note to self: research other means of punishment that don’t leave marks or evidence.

Outside suggestions are always welcomed!

A designer lunch

A conversation I was having this morning with my six-grader:

“Mom, why am I the only kid who brings in lunch to school filled with crazy things like Gouda cheese, Persian cucumbers and Matzah? Maybe once in a while you could throw in a chicken nugget in there, just so it looks like I eat same things as my friends. I promise to eat everything BUT the chicken nugget. Don’t they know how BAD chicken nuggets are???”